1) Fall in a cafe full of people and pretend as nothing happened.
2) Faint in front of the people in the centre of the road and criticise the people who were kind enough to help you (right on their face) due to your moderately conscious state.
3) Continue to live in the same town where all this happened, with the same identity.
4) Fall down the stairs.
5) Fall off the chair while sitting infront of unknown people.
6) Talk while a very important meeting is going on and then get caught.
7) Make fun of a VIP while he/she is giving a speech on stage and get caught on camers.
8) Happen to be there during an extremely boring event and then "happen" to fall asleep and get caught on camera.
9) Try getting on a moving bus and NOT make it inside and then going back to the same bus stop with the same people standing who knew, you wouldn't get in anyway!!
10) Enthusiastically take part in a dance and forget all the steps at the last minute.
11) Stay up the whole night completing an important assignment and then forget to take it to college the next day.
12) Make a plan for lunch with old friends and forget to turn up.
13) Back-biting about somebody and discovering that the person is sitting right behind you and looking at you in a not-so-kind-manner.
14) Dye your hair purple and expect your mother not to notice.
15) Swear that you wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit and having to wear the same outfit the very next day, because somebody gifted it to you.
16) End up wearing the same T-shirt as a handful of other people and managing to be in the very same place as those people.
17) Thinking about how cool you are and tripping at the very same moment in the middle of the market.
18) Return from college and realise that you have been walking all the way with bird poop on your head.
19) Let your parents talk to your friend for too long, thus ensuring that all your embrrassing moments would be recapitulated.
20) Give this topic a heading " 101 ways to embarrass yourself and end up giving only 20 ways!"
P.S. -- Hope you had a good laugh!! ( at my expense)